I’m Very Dumb and Poets for Sale on Ebay
I don’t know quite how I did this. I sent poems to a magazine that is currently — according to my submission tracking sheet — already considering poems by me. Well, I guess I like that magazine a lot!
Ugh, I hope no one notices. But they probably will. And they will probably think I’m a nut.
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In other news, poets are for sale on ebay. When I last looked you could get D. Nurkse for 99 cents. Those are WalMart prices. Now, he’s up to $46. More like Target prices now.
You can get Natasha T’s Native Guard for $102.