1. Acquainted with the Nightcap
2. The Steeple-Jack Daniels
3. Sex on the Dover Beach
4. Mint Jubilate
5. The Moth-Manhattan
6. A Horse’s Neck with No Name
7. Pie-Eyed Beauty
8. The Bourbon and Waterfowl
9. Rage, Rage Against the Dying of the Bud Lite
10. Blackberrying Brandy
11. My Old Granddad’s Waltz
12. La Belle Dame Sancerre Merci
13. Gibson Market
14. Highball Windows
15. The Love Song of J. 80 Proof
16. A Narrow Fellow in the Grasshopper
17. The Sick Rosé
18. Bender Buttons
19. Diving into the Sec
20. Not Waving but Crowning Royal
21. The Sea-Breeze Farer
22. Mock Orange Blossom
23. No Man Is a Long Island Ice Tea
24. We Real Wine Cooler
25. The Black Russian Art
26. Sheep in Fog-Cutter
27. The Ballad of Reading, Galliano
28. If Ever Dewars One, Then Surely We
29. After Appletini Picking
30. My Lime Tree Bower Rickey
31. Margarita Are You Grieving?
32. Let Slip the Salty Dogs of War!